Dearest little grain,
Have you ever been sent plummeting t'ward imminent death down an unbelievably long elevator shaft, or perhaps stranded at sea with no form of sustenance or life preserver and paused to ponder which music would be the last music you'd revel to hear before you bid adieu to this sordid life? Which sonic tidbits you would find immortal bliss in listening to as you pass from this realm into the next one? Well look no further, my lovelies; you've found us! And aren't you glad? We are The DoneFors and from the sounds of things, you appear to be quite done for yourself. Peas in a pod, we be!
We four anomalies who call ourselves The DoneFors have but one reason for existing here on this repugnant rock called 'Earth', and that is to bring you the music you'll be dying to hear as the doctors are pulling the plug on your respirator. The delightful buffet of tragedy and comedy that will be echoing through the factory before you trip headfirst into a vat of boiling maple syrup. The beautifully scandalous music that will be tickling your ears through your mp3 player as the anvil drops from the sky to morph your body into a sticky meat pancake. Don't look so sad, little grain; there never was any guarantee this would end pretty.
We implore you to not get duped by any of the imitations, because The DoneFors are the real deal. Musical messiahs, if you will. Book us for live performances. Buy our soon-to-be record. Just don't give death the chance to steal you away without listening for yourself. Who knows? This may just be what saves you in the end.
The end could be coming soon. You'll need a soundtrack. We've got it covered.
Thanks for dropping in.
Don't forget to look up,
The DoneFors
p.s. If you find yourself crazy obsessed or mildly curious, you may delight in knowing that you may click on the heads to the upper right of these words in order to discover further scrumptious information about each of the brooding mopes in this band.
Members of The DoneFors also play
in these projects:
Mr. Something Something - official site | myspace
Ladybird Sideshow - official site | myspace
SuperstacK - myspace
